Get your Christ On and Kick it Jesus Style

WOW!

2009-01-27T17:34:00.000-05:00

You know you want one...

2008-11-05T23:25:00.002-05:00

Here is the link...http://www.mcphee.com/items/11537.html

Here is the picture:

I actually saw a doll similar to this at a Record & Tape Traders store. I had to laugh, in fact, I took a picture and sent to facebook...I might need one just for a laugh. I know i should not be surprised...the fundamentalists need toys too ;)

Miracle or mistake

2008-10-28T18:11:00.001-05:00

I found this site when searching for an update on the notorious nunbun...no update but this is quite interesting ;)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/shared/spl/hi/pop_ups/05/americas_miracle_or_mistake0/html/1.stm

And I always feel like somebody's watching me

2008-10-22T23:18:00.001-05:00

Get your crayons out!!!

2007-09-01T20:08:00.000-05:00

A friend of mine posted this link on myspace...some of the pictures/captions are a bit much for me, but this one seemed appropriate for this site...enjoy

For Soldiers & Soldierettes (of Jesus of course)

2007-08-30T21:30:00.000-05:00

How on earth do i find these sites? This one is extra special....trendy Jesus Freak clothing. The style isn't so bad, but the I swear if someone approached me wearing some of these shirts i would die laughing and walk away.

Be sure to check out their mission...I wonder if they have many convert success stories. It makes me think of the movie "Saved" when Hillary Faye says "Where were the worst heathens?"

http://spiritualcombatequipment.com/

Jesus on a concrete garage floor?

2007-08-18T20:16:00.000-05:00

Click here for the auction. A friend of mine at work actually told me about this one. it's been all over the news lately or something. I don't keep up or i guess i would know.

On another note one of my cousins is trying to get me to go to church with her. I'm scared...i'm afraid i might just go up in smoke when i walk through the door.

It's about time for Ebay again

2007-08-06T19:27:00.000-05:00

As I do quite often, I did a search for Jesus on eBay today. This time it's not the most expensive item that has caught my interest. Really this time I'm intrigued. I would be very interested in reading this "Handwritten Journal". Purely for the entertainment value I assure you. It would probably sell as a great religious fiction novel, however the seller seems convinced. Must have been some acid trip that's all I have to say.

Here is the link: Handwritten Jesus Journal

Just a little bit about the journal if you don't have time to click on the link above:

"Jesus revealed four specific things to me:

#1: The precise location of Heaven

#2. The cure for cancer

#3. The solution for the achievement of world peace.

#4. He revealed the future to me.

I will briefly discuss each of the four revelations now.

#1. THE PRECISE LOCATION OF HEAVEN: When we die we will become stars... Literally stars! Jesus Christ is our Earth's sun. That is why we are His... Because we come on one of His planets. When we die and become stars we, too, will be blessed by wonderful special planets which orbit us and bring us great happiness. God the Creator is also a star... The first and the greatest. Two thousand years ago Jesus said "I am the Light of the World." Jesus now wants us to understand that this means He is the Sun and that when we die, we will become stars too.
#2. THE CURE FOR CANCER: The cure for cancer is actually the knowledge of the precise CAUSE OF CANCER. We already know the cures for cancer, mainly prevention and early detection. Also chemotherapy, radiation, surgery and alternative medicine. We also are acutely aware of the roles of carcinogens, environment, heredity and diet. But what is the PRECISE AND SOLE CAUSE OF CANCER? CANCER OCCURS WHEN WE EAT OUR OWN FLESH. (Two very simple examples of eating our own flesh are biting our cuticles or biting our lips.) When a piece of our own flesh is digested, microscopic fragments of our own DNA enter the bloodstream. If a piece of this DNA enters a vulnerable cell, the nucleus of the cell identifies the 'food' as 'self' and this causes a 'circuit' to be blown in the nucleus. When (and if) that cell goes to divide, it does so in a haphazard fashion, dividing into four instead of into two and the mutation continues. There is an interesting correlation to Christianity here. Jesus told us to "take His flesh and eat it." Now he wants us to know not to eat our own flesh in any way because it is deadly.

#3. THE SOLUTION FOR THE ACHIEVEMENT OF WORLD PEACE: This is so simple! According to Jesus, the way to achieve world peace is this: An AMERICAN president has to set a goal for WORLD PEACE BEFORE 2021. (President Kennedy did something similar when he set a goal for the USA to land a man on the moon in the 60's.)

#4. JESUS REVEALED TO FUTURE TO ME: The future will go one of two ways: If world peace is not achieved before 2021 the world will destroy itself. If world peace is achieved before 2021, there will be no more natural disasters. Notice that Jesus did not say that HE would destroy the world. Rather, we will destroy it ourselves with our greed and hatred.

**All of these are interesting theories and would make a great What-if book...I think the 1st and 2nd are particularly intriguing, however not for $1,500.00...Let me know your thoughts...I could write a book about theories like these...I think it would sell...This just might be my ticket to riches ;)

What else will they come up with?

2007-07-29T22:02:00.000-05:00

Last weekend I was walking through the downtown area of the city I live in on Sunday just to get some exercise and enjoy the weather. I walked into this little store that I had never been in before and found Jesus Band Aids...When I got to the check out counter (you know I couldn't resist) The guy working started laughing and said..."You know they say he heals" They are great. In the event that you want to get your very own box of Jesus Band Aids i found a site online you can order from.
JESUS BAND AIDS

Dress Up Fun

2007-06-19T22:33:00.000-05:00

I'm definitely going to hell for this one...Enjoy!

http://www.jesusdressup.com/

Pubic Hair...anyone?

2007-04-15T22:48:00.000-05:00

So...I decided to check ebay.com as i do quite frequently and came across a very interesting auction. please check it out...Also, let me know what you think of the picture...is this Jesus' beard or is this someone's pubic hair...EWWWWWWWWWWWW

Jesus' Beard

Fucking Hilarious!

2007-04-06T21:56:00.001-05:00

Nun Bun...on the run again

2007-04-01T21:52:00.000-05:00

http://www.tennessean.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070315/NEWS03/70315036

From the Tennessean.com...here are 2 pictures...be sure to read the article, it's illuminating!

Good Lord

2007-02-28T21:59:00.000-05:00

2 post cards found on a friends myspace page ;)

3-2-2-Beautiful Stone Home w/ Jesus Apparitions

2007-01-31T20:35:00.000-05:00

Ebay...it just doesn't get any better than this...please read through entire add....link is below as well

Click Here

The description is as follows:

I am selling my home in Beautiful San Antonio Texas. We were remodeling the kitchen to include stainless steel appliances but have not finished the island as of yet. We have had several interruptions since March of 2006 when we started the remodeling of the kitchen.
This is why I am selling this house:My husband, my son and I and a friend of ours started demoing the kitchen for remodeling in March 1st and 2nd. We did the remodel or starting of it Mar 3rd and 4th. On the 5th I slammed my hand in a door and couldn t do anymore remodeling (my nail fell off and it was very yucky) and Cris went back to work so we didn't finish the whole kitchen....just the area around the refrigerator got done. On Monday the March 6th I had to get blood work done again (which looking back at the calendar was Easter Orthodox Lent Began) I had fasted the night before and prayed to god to heal me and have my blood work turn out ok--because I had my last blood work to take to determine if I was going to have to ask the doctor for a liver biopsy or not.(the results usually take 2-4 weeks or so) Then later in March we were side tracked to Joe's retirement in Biloxi so we saved to do that instead. Family comes first. When we returned, and during this time with a bandaged finger, I tried to paint out the surrounding of the fridge. The color was a creamy beige. It didn't stick right because we used MDF wood and it was kilzed so hard to absorb the paint. Anyways I tried this water stain coloring technique on top of that, and I liked the outcome and I kept it. That was early spring by the time I could get my hand (right) to carry a paint brush).
Anyway then it happened: They appeared at Easter time. Ist was the 1/2 face on April 15th . Then the 2nd one the full head on Easter April 16th. I ran and got my husband and showed him and he saw the 1/2 face but really couldn't say about the head--so that very day I got some lacquer and painted it on thinking this is going to disappear if I don't lock it in somehow. I have told and showed it to some people in my family (mom and 2 sisters: Baby sister kind of saw it and eldest couldn't see it at all) but mostly I kept it to myself knowing that noone would believe it. It's funny how some people see it right away and some can't see it at all. We had tried to take pictures of them before but they didn't come out. I started to pray to the head of Jesus and asked for my cure. On May 2nd I had to go get my test results...I couldn't believe it... I am totally cured and have been since then. I was distracted from them because I still had to get the kitchen finished, so we had a garage sale--I had mentioned the apparitions to a customer and she came in to look and said it was a miracle. She noticed I had statues on top of my fridge of the Virgin Mary and Virgin de San Juan but no Jesus up there. She asked if I was a a Catholic. I said yes, then she said she was too at one time and had converted to Christian, and that maybe Jesus was trying to tell me to pray more to him instead of these idols. While we were looking at the fridge we found another one on the other side of the fridge--hence the 3rd picture/vision--she said it looks like when Jesus went to the rock to sit down and pray because you see his robe and arms and his knees are in a sitting position and leaning on something. Now I know this all sounds like bull, --the 1/2 faced ----on Dec 12th started crying--this was Virgen de Guadalupe Day-- my husband and I had just finished breakfast and noticed them, we tried to wake up my son and he just didn't want to come look--so again we tried to take pictures of it and this time we got them and we noticed too that he was crying--why I don't know but he is crying in this picture. The other two didn't change at all--Anyway Jesus cured me after I found these and I am profoundly grateful. But I really think he wants this shared with all of you. I called a very good friend of mine, she is very religious, and she explained all these dates were very important as far as Catholic religious days go.
Why am I selling the house you may ask? Even though I have tried to finish the kitchen (not to mention our bathrooms too) I don't want to be the one to have to paint them over when I sell it, which is what I was advised I would have to do to sell it and was doing in the first place to sell this house. I don't have the heart to finish it or to paint it. So if you want a house that has Jesus apparitions in it and want to finish the remodeling, then read on, this house is for you.
The home is located in a quiet mostly retired military neighborhood. It has recently opened a Elementary school with front door school bus service. This is attracting new families with children and are fixing up the neighborhood beautifully. It is a quiet little oasis in this beautiful city. This is a 3 bedroom, 2 full baths, 2 car garage single story with cathedral ceilings and beautiful hand made saltillo tile through out living areas. Beautiful arches in formal dining at entry that give you that South Texas flair or Tuscan farm house charm with a cabana gold paint wash on the walls that give it that rich feel. The the kitchen is painted in a barn red with antique green and beige cabinets, second eating area and living room also with cathedral ceilings have a rich mocha color that warms the rooms. Their is a stone fireplace in the living room that has been upgraded to gas logs. The back yard is very tropical with a 22 ft. round wading pool thats just 3 1/2 feet deep. We have a deck that we dress out for summer with wrought iron chairs, table and umbrella and in winter we transform it with a fire pit in the middle of the deck. The house has very beautiful beige stone work all four sides. The home has been well maintained but as is with older homes it does need some repairs. It has a new gas heater, gas water boiler, new GE Profile electric stove and dishwasher. The laundry room and pantry right off the kitchen has a dryer with a choice or electric or gas connection for the dryer. We have some laminate flooring to finish in both bedrooms that we will leave behind for completion of the two bedrooms. It really is just a time thing to finish the work. The sides of the stove need to be finished and I was going to use butcher block for the counter top replacement here. All the white cabinet doors need to be replaced to match the newly painted ones and then stained in the same waterstain technique to match. The counter tops also need to be replaced, I was going to do a flush to wall vertigo green granite and then do a glass green tile back splash around the prep food area and sink basin area. The double glass sliding door needs to be replaced with a double side light french door that will lead out to the florida room. The bathrooms need to be updated with new cabinets and fixtures.
1/28/2007 I am still keeping the exact address private, although some people have figured it out and asked to take a peak and say a prayer. Who am I to deny them. I too have a family member in the hospital and am praying daily for his recovery of liver cancer. All your prayers are welcome. God Bless you all.
TERMS: A $1000.00 non-refundable deposit is required to be paid immediately at end of sale. Buyer to pay all closing costs. Buyer is accepting home in "as is" condition. If reserve is met I will remove the listing. If the remainder of the balance is received with in the ten days then I will apply the $1000.00 to the balance. A longer reasonable period of time may be requested for legal preparation only. Non-payers will be reported to eBay and a complaint filed. Seller has the right to refuse the bid even if the reserve is met. Seller has the right to cancel the sale of the home at any time before or after auction is over without accepting any monies from any persons. All inquiries will be sent through eBay and all monies will be handle same.
Look, I don't know why he appeared to me, My mom says he is trying to tell me something. I am actually a little fearful of it. I think I'm very lucky to have had them help me and my family but I really think they need to be seen and I am just not that person to manage them. My husband actually wanted to redo the kitchen cabinet again (he built it by the way) and take this one with us and that would solve the whole matter. But it doesn't, it still doesn't get to be shared. So if I leave and whoever wants to let people in to see it and share it then its theres to do with what they want to.

God Bless and Good Luck

Spam mail on the rise

2007-01-31T20:24:00.000-05:00

So...today i check my yahoo account and as usual there is a lot of Spam...I love the ones that I get, where they are asking if they can wire me money...this one is a little different. The Jesusness bothers me though...let me know what you think...It really bothers me that if things are so bad they are only trying to get 2 kids out...what about the other ones??

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Be Loveth One,Calvary greetings to you in the name of JESUS CHRIST ourlord amen. You may not know me but through the divineintervention of our Almighty God, I got your contact fromour Chamber of Trade & Commerce/Industries.

I am MRS. ANGEL MACATHY and a believer from a BibleBelieving church here in Accra Ghana and I happen to Own &head an orphanage home called (LITTLE ANGEL ORPHANAGE HOME)We have a problem of caring/catering for these beautiful andlovely children between the Age(s) 1 to 12yrs old.

The government is not helping matters here and we havedecided to let the public to know if they are interested inadopting some of these kids so that you can cater for themlike your own kids/Children and help them to become usefulpeople in the society and we together shall make he world afree world of orphans who are suffering in our streets. Mostof these kids happened to be one of the casualties of theLiberian and Sierra Leone civil war and in that war they lost their parents andthrough the help of the United Nation secretary general Mr.Kofi Annan, they where brought to our orphanage home wherethey have been staying as refugees in our orphanage homes.

All we are asking from you is to accept to help these twokids as your own kids and give them love, peace and a homefor them to be like their fellow kids all over the world.Please include your contact address and telephone numbers ifyou are interested.

Best Regards,
MRS. ANGEL MACATHY.
angleorphanehome@canada.com

too funny

2006-07-12T08:10:00.000-05:00

Found on a billboard in TX.

wise advice on child birthing

2006-06-03T20:11:00.000-05:00

maybe our very own could use some of these tried and true methods

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0606/666.html

The Messiah vs The Antichrist

2006-05-30T19:42:00.000-05:00

If she's the Messiah, that must make me the antichrist.

Update on the missing Nun Bun

2006-05-30T09:37:00.000-05:00

In case you missed it while looking at the Jesus Pans, there are some new clues in the missing Nun Bun case.

NBC News: Missing Nun Bun: New Clues

get 'em while they're hot

2006-05-29T22:18:00.000-05:00

http://jesuspan.com/

you know u want yours.....get it now!

This might be taking it to far...

2006-04-17T11:39:00.000-05:00

Greg found this site and it was too good to resist. If you click on purchase, there are other sets with more clothing...check it out but BEWARE...YOU WILL GO TO HELL!!!

http://www.jesusdressup.com/

They used their church bus for WHAT?!

2006-03-02T10:57:00.000-05:00

Church Bus Seized Amid Drug, Sex Allegations
Residents Want Church Property Cleaned Up
POSTED: 6:14 pm EST March 1, 2006
UPDATED: 6:46 pm EST March 1, 2006

BOSTON -- Boston officials seized a bus on Wednesday that was parked on church property amid allegations that sex and drug parties were held inside the vehicle.
NewsCenter 5's Sean Kelly reported that the bus was parked on the property of the Faith Tabernacle Church. The mayor's office and a neighborhood response team said that despite the bus' previous use for good, what went on inside the bus had to stop.
"We went in and found out that they were using it for drugs and sex and all that activity. We are in the process of towing it and trying to get rid of the bus," Boston Inspectional Services spokesman Darryl Smith said. "We found some old needles and condoms and a lot of drug paraphernalia on the bus."
Residents said that people also dump trash on the church property. "Nobody is doing anything. (People) come and dump trash right on the church property. It makes the whole place look terrible," Dorchester resident Alexander Leon said.
Prayer Tower Church Pastor Antoine Montgomery Sr., whose church is across the street from the property, hopes officials clean up the area.
"We want to have a nice, clean community, where we can have a place for the children to come to a nice area. The area would be nice and not so much garbage and things in the neighborhood," Montgomery said.
Copyright 2006 by TheBostonChannel. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed.

I am so completely disgusted!

2006-02-23T14:41:00.000-05:00

How many wars in our history have been religous wars? I just don't understand why people can't get along. I'm guessing it's just plain ignorance. How do you educate the world though? It makes me sick to my stomach to read articles like the one below.

Bodies burnt in open after Nigeria riots kill 146
23 Feb 2006 17:16:02 GMTSource: Reuters

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A man stands in the ruins of a ransacked ethnic Hausa market in Onitsha, southeastern Nigeria February 23, 2006. Christian youths burned the corpses of Muslims on Thursday on the streets of Onitsha, the city worst hit by religious riots that have killed at least 138 people across the country in five days. Christian mobs, seeking revenge for the killings of Christians in the north, attacked Muslims with cutlasses, destroyed their houses and torched mosques in two days of violence in Onitsha, where at least 85 people have died. REUTERS/GEORGE ESIRI (Updates death toll with Red Cross figures, details)
By George Esiri
ONITSHA, Nigeria, Feb 23 (Reuters) - Christian youths burned the corpses of Muslims on Thursday on the streets of Onitsha in southeastern Nigeria, the city worst hit by religious riots that have killed at least 146 people across the country in five days.
Christian mobs, seeking revenge for the killings of Christians in the north, attacked Muslims with machetes, set fire to them, destroyed their houses and torched mosques in two days of violence in Onitsha, where 93 people died.
"We are very happy that this thing is happening so that the north will learn their lesson," said Anthony Umai, a motorcycle taxi rider, standing close to where Christian youths had piled up the corpses of 10 Muslims and were burning them.
Dozens more corpses had been thrown into the back of pick-up trucks by security services overnight, residents said.
Uncertainty over Nigeria's political future is aggravating regional, ethnic and religious rivalries in Africa's most populous nation and top oil exporter.
Elections are due next year and many Nigerians believe President Olusegun Obasanjo and some state governors will try to stay on after eight years in power. The prospect angers those who want their own ethnic or regional blocs to have their turn.
Militants in the oil-producing Niger Delta have waged a three-month campaign of attacks and kidnappings, which has cut exports and driven up world oil prices. One of their demands is greater control over their region and its resources.
There was no fighting in Onitsha on Thursday but Emeka Umeh, of human rights group the Civil Liberties Organisation, called it "the peace of the graveyard".
Some charred corpses were still lying on the streets and hundreds of Muslim men, women and children fled the city crammed into open-top trucks for fear of more killings. Thousands more were hiding in army barracks and police stations.
Umeh said most of the bodies his group counted were Hausa, but some Ibo were killed too. The Hausa are the main ethnic group in northern Nigeria and most are Muslim, while the Ibo are dominant in the southeast and almost all are Christian.
FUNERALS
It is impossible to verify the exact number of deaths but Red Cross figures from all the different cities give a toll of 146. Local authorities decline to give death tolls.
In northern Maiduguri, where the Christian Association of Nigeria says 50 Christians were killed in a weekend riot that began as a protest against cartoons of the Prophet Mohammad, tensions were high during several Christian funeral masses.
The Red Cross said at least 21 people died in Maiduguri and 9,000 were driven from their homes.
A crowd of Christian youths broke away from the burial of one of the victims, a Catholic priest, and ran shouting through the streets before police dispersed them.
At the funeral of 13 children from two families who were burnt in their houses, mourners wailed as police stood by.
News of the Maiduguri killings set off the bloodletting in Onitsha, and tit-for-tat violence spread on Wednesday to Enugu, another southeastern city, where seven people were killed.
Nigeria's 140 million people are divided about equally between Muslims in the north and Christians in the south, but sizeable religious minorities live in both regions.
Thousands of people have been killed in religious violence since the restoration of democracy in 1999. Killings in one part of the country often spark reprisals elsewhere.
The triggers for riots that killed at least at least 46 people, mostly Christians, in northern Maiduguri, Bauchi and Katsina, were different, but religious and secular leaders have linked them to political tensions.
In Bauchi, an alleged blasphemy started the trouble, while in Katsina it was a constitutional review that many see as an attempt to keep Obasanjo in power.
The constitution bars Obasanjo, a Christian from the southwest, from seeking a third term in 2007 and he says he will uphold the charter. But he has declined to comment on a powerful movement to amend the constitution to allow him to stay.
Maiduguri and Katsina are both hosting public hearings on constitutional reform this week which many Nigerians believe are geared towards furthering the so-called third term agenda. (Additional reporting by Estelle Shirbon in Abuja, Ibrahim Mshelizza in Maiduguri and Tume Ahemba in Lagos)

Special Post

2006-02-23T14:31:00.000-05:00

Another Special post for someone on Post Secret...WOW!

OK seriously...if this god is all accepting and all that jazz, wouldn't you think that any worship would appease him?

I would be willing to bet this is some poor soul out there hoping that another religion will make their life better.

Don't put all your faith in something as inconclusive as religion. It's not life changing or improving...you need to work on yourself.

New from Post Secret

2006-02-23T14:29:00.000-05:00

This really made my day. See....even the chosen one's know it's all a joke!

Another special auction on ebay

2006-02-08T22:54:00.000-05:00

virgin mary jesus the madonna appeared on bed sheet allah Relic Pricessless and Healing Bed Sheet
This totally blows my mind. I mean really, I'm in complete shock over this, the fact that it was even on TV. well look at the picture...looks like someone used baby oil or something like that and painted on paper that isn't absorbent then laid it on the sheet...well that's what i think happen. i will never buy the story that the lister is trying to pass off as true. This is definitely something to look at. Who would pay this kind of money even if half of it does go to charity? seriously...i bet it's all a sham. "I pitty the fool," who actually bids on this one.
http://cgi.ebay.com/virgin-mary-jesus-the-madonna-appeared-on-bed-sheet_W0QQitemZ6250511845QQcategoryZ13770QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

Jesus Pan Cake

2006-02-08T22:07:00.000-05:00

Real Life auction on Ebay...How many fanatical thumpers will bid on this...Imagine having a pancake with the likeness of Christ on it...i mean seriously everyone should have one....i bet soon they will come out with an imprinting thing...you know like the snoopy french toast maker or hello kitty waffle maker...WOW that's all I can say...See below if interested

http://cgi.ebay.com/Jesus-PanCake_W0QQitemZ6251847554QQcategoryZ1447QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

Seen Recently

2006-01-28T17:17:00.000-05:00

I was at a store with Jeremy yesterday...I think it was called Under the Sun. it is a Ski and Bike store.

I found a snowboard that had what looked like bumper stickers made into it. One of them said "Jesus died for our sins so we might as well take advantage of it."

I thought it was hilarious and perfect to post here ;)

From Yahoo Oddly Enough

2006-01-27T08:05:00.000-05:00

Starving woman curses God, dies in her sleep Thu Jan 26, 11:41 AM ET

A starving Kenyan woman placed a powerful tribal curse on God, accusing him of sending famine, and died in her sleep, local newspapers said Thursday.

The woman from eastern Kenya's drought-ravaged Kangundo district decided to invoke a dreaded oath from the Kamba community, famed for its potent witchcraft, media reports said.

"Whoever brought this famine, let him perish," the woman chanted, striking a cooking pot with a stick.

"She accomplished the feat at 10 a.m. and waited for the results, but God's wrath struck at night. She died peacefully in her sleep," the Kenya Times newspaper said.

Poor rains for three years running have left more than 3.5 million Kenyans on the edge of starvation, prompting President Mwai Kibaki to declare the drought a national disaster.

***I just find it hard to believe that it was an act of god that this woman died. i mean seriously...if she was starving, couldn't she have died from starvation?

myspace

2006-01-23T18:42:00.000-05:00

A person on my friends list on myspace.com posted the following to the bulletin board.

When Jesus was on the cross..... You were on his mind!
Repost this with the title "Myspace 2" or you are denying him

In the bible it says "if you deny me before man, I will deny you before my father

Can I say it??? Jesus Christ! I cannot stand it when people put this guilt on others. Stop pushing your faith on me!!!!

It has been confirmed, Organized Religion OUT!

2006-01-17T15:59:00.000-05:00

You fit in with: Spiritualism Your ideals are mostly spiritual, but in an individualistic way. While spirituality is very important in your life, organized religion itself may not be for you. It is best for you to seek these things on your own terms. 60% spiritual. 40% reason-oriented.

Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com

NunBun Missing

2006-01-10T11:00:00.000-05:00

A cinnamon bun that resembles the late Mother Teresa has been stolen from a US cafe.
The owner of the Bongo Java coffee shop arrived to find that the famous pastry had been taken from the shop in Nashville, Tennessee.
The "Nun Bun" was preserved and put in a glass case at the shop, where it was discovered by a customer in 1996 reports BBC online.
The shop sold T-shirts, prayer cards and mugs with the bun's image until Mother Teresa wrote a letter asking the sales be stopped, before her death in 1997.
Mr Bernstein said the thief "went right for the bun. Unfortunately I think it's somebody who wanted to take it to destroy it."

OK...So i found this article on Yahoo Oddly Enough a few weeks ago. I mean really a bun that looks like Mother Theresa...can the fanatics be anymore insane?!?!?!

Another great one from Post Secret

2005-12-27T16:59:00.000-05:00

OK, and once again, obviously your so called faith isn't cutting it for you. Sometimes i'm so cruel i know, but get real, either you have faith that there is more to it...the unknown and all that jazz, or you don't and you are going to hell in a bucket like me ;)

What would you say to something like this???

2005-12-27T16:33:00.000-05:00

Interesting postcard from Postsecret.blogspot.com. Seriously can you tell me how it is possible to grow in the gospel??? Maybe i'm not being to smart about this, but it looks like this person has tried to magically create some award winning faith in the past. Don't you just have faith? i mean if you are trying to believe, you are trying to create something out of nothing and therefore lying to yourself.

I could be wrong though ;) I've known to be on occasion

Now this is more like it...

2005-12-05T14:02:00.000-05:00

Erotic moments from Bible..
2 hours, 18 minutes ago
A German Protestant youth group has put together a 2006 calendar with 12 staged photos depicting erotic scenes from the Bible, including a bare-breasted Delilah cutting Samson's hair and a nude Eve offering an apple.
"There's a whole range of biblical scriptures simply bursting with eroticism," said Stefan Wiest, the 32-year-old photographer who took the titillating pictures.
Anne Rohmer, 21, poses on a doorstep in garters and stockings as the prostitute Rahab, who is mentioned in both New and Old Testaments. "We wanted to represent the Bible in a different way and to interest young people," she told Reuters.
"Anyway, it doesn't say anywhere in the Bible that you are forbidden to show yourself nude."
Bernd Grasser, pastor of the church in Nuremberg where the calendar is being sold, was enthusiastic about the project which is explained online at www.bibelkalender.de.
"It's just wonderful when teenagers commit themselves with their hair and their skin to the bible," he said.

****I definitely think I'm going to order this calendar...I have problem endorsing the opening of eyes of the Christian community...www.bibelkalender.de

See website above to order.

Providing Positive Resources for Daily Christian Living

2005-11-22T14:51:00.000-05:00

An “extreme Christian makeover” — now that’s better than any reality TV show. That’s an eternal reality change.

Check out the article...http://www.heartlight.org/articles/200310/20031001_makeover.html

On another note, did you know they have several satellite television stations? I was flipping channels at my parents house recently and there was a show titled "Jesus People"
http://www.jpusa.org/

Post Secret

2005-10-24T13:24:00.000-05:00

I think someone we know must have sent this in...

The nerve of some people...

2005-10-24T13:17:00.000-05:00

Seriously....I believe that everyone is entitled to their own beliefs, but stop trying to push your views on the rest of us.

Christian group wants to 'redeem' US states - Yahoo! News
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20051024/od_nm/religion_secession_dc

I have seen the face of God!!

2005-10-12T10:18:00.000-05:00

Just a Thought

2005-10-08T20:39:00.000-05:00

From the great Jerry Fallwell

"If you're not a born-again Christian, you're a failure as a human being."

random search on Thumpers results

2005-09-27T00:32:00.000-05:00

And I quote "Satan smiles, satan dances, satan sings when he watches the "Bible Thumpers" blindly proclaim yet misinterpret God's word as revealed in the Bible.
The "Bible Thumpers" spout the ravings of the last televangelist they have watched on tv. They listen to the latest babbling about who will be "Left Behind". They loudly announce the "End of Times" or the "Rapture" which is coming the day after tomorrow and how it is therefore unncessary to think about or care about the future.
Yes, indeed, Satan loves the foolish "Bible Thumpers" for they thump on the cover of the Bible without ever having understood the words of wisdom which lie therein."

http://www.biblethumpers.org/

Even more astonishing was this...
"Yes, religion and politics do mix. America is a nation based on biblical principles. Christian values dominate our government. The test of those values is the Bible. Politicians who do not use the bible to guide their public and private lives do not belong in office."
--Beverly LaHaye (Concerned Women for America)

That last quote was taken from this site http://www.reandev.com/taliban/
Extremely disturbing if you read through. i recognized several names and was astonished. I used to read teen novels endorsed by Focus on the Family...The books were good I still remember them, however after reading James Dobson's quotes on this page, I wish I never endorsed him in the first place.

There went my soul...Eternal Damnation forever...Whatever happened to the merit of being a good person and believing in the Earth and all that she can provide for us??? I'd really like to know the answer to that one.

Not to be forgotten

2005-09-26T12:18:00.000-05:00

One theory regarding Intelligent Design (thank you, Alicia!)

A touch of humor

2005-09-22T19:50:00.000-05:00

To further illustrate my point...

2005-09-18T23:46:00.000-05:00

http://www.getsavedtoday.com/entry_page.htm

If you DIED today where would you go?
I know this is a hard and direct question. But it is critical that you feel the urgency of your predicament, and the consequences if you reject Christ's offer of Salvation!

OMG...seriously...things like this are so disturbing!

Special from postsecret.blogspot.com

2005-09-18T23:32:00.000-05:00

All I can say is brainwashing!

Greg

2005-09-18T22:27:00.000-05:00

Are you trying to be a good Christian??

I do wonder

2005-09-18T22:17:00.000-05:00

Did she make it up? Did he?

umm....

2005-09-18T22:06:00.000-05:00

You know you are just jealous in my success with the Lord!

Just so you know, girl...

2005-09-18T22:04:00.000-05:00

This is Special

2005-09-18T22:01:00.000-05:00

Uh...

2005-09-18T22:00:00.000-05:00

Definately going to hell....so, uh....get ta suckin!

5 Words for you.....

2005-09-18T21:59:00.000-05:00

Get Her Done For God!

Yeah....

2005-09-18T21:56:00.000-05:00

We're probably going to hell, but I'm pretty sure that we'll laugh our asses off the whole way there...What do you think, girl?